God I hate all these niggas who say they prefer a girl who doesn’t wear makeup. Like, that’s a whole new level of superficial. Cause I know you niggas don’t hit up any “natural”, ugly ass bitches. So basically you want a girl who’s not only gorgeous with makeup on, but who is always gorgeous without makeup on. Even Kim Kardashian looks busted with no makeup, I can’t live up to those kinds of expectations.

People who listen to a new album on shuffle are either mentally insane or don’t give a fuck about unspoken rules.